White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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