question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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