he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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