I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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