What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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