Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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