Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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