we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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