They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he laminated a picture of his dick.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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