I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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