bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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