I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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