You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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