everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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