I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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