We got so high we made milksteak
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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