why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Are we still banned from the library?
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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