Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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