Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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