Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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