How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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