I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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