don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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