i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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