So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
