So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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