Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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