Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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