How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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