but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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