you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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