I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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