Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
