I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
my being single is dangerous.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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