hotel room ftw
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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