Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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