that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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