Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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