just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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