I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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