put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You can't motorboat a personality
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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