i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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