so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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