Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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