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I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/

(973): View more from New Jersey

Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.

(859): View more from Kentucky

Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

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(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/ (973): Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room. (859): Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan? http://tfl.nu/hrwu

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(517): View more from Michigan

areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!

(616): View more from Michigan

you srsly need to quit going to that bar

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(517): areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?! (616): you srsly need to quit going to that bar http://tfl.nu/h4yo

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(205): View more from Alabama

what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant

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(205): what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant http://tfl.nu/58rl

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(425): View more from Washington

he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.

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(425): he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick. http://tfl.nu/08s1

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(417): View more from Missouri

Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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(417): Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library. http://tfl.nu/8guv

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(847): View more from Illinois

another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?

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(847): another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life? http://tfl.nu/u1gt

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.

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(765): I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work. http://tfl.nu/q42i

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(631): View more from New York

judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.

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(631): judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way. http://tfl.nu/a0to

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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(778): We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay. http://tfl.nu/xs17

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(708): View more from Illinois

we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love

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(708): we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love http://tfl.nu/30hf

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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.

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(623): Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight. http://tfl.nu/ky5x

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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.

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(04): This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street. http://tfl.nu/uumo

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How was the birthday sex?

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Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.

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(610): How was the birthday sex? (1-610): Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs. http://tfl.nu/8fjx

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(757): View more from Virginia

I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.

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(757): I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away. http://tfl.nu/b7dn

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(317): View more from Indiana

I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?

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(317): I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened? http://tfl.nu/0nes

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