Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!