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Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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