Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN