He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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