I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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