im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Your penis caused this!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize