Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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