he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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