big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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