ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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