He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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