do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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